"mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?"
"no, i said she was fucking goofy"
im great at texting
if u think about it this is kinda a summary of tumblr actually
Should not have drank three venti lattes
Omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
When you see a hot as lesbian and she winks at you but then you’re like shit jk I’m straight this year
remember when Rabbit made a decorative and functional wall piece out of Pooh’s ass?
Jeff Livingston: The Most Neglected Skills
||ask me about my synergy and love of cats||
" Power is of two kinds. One is obtained by the fear of punishment and the other by acts of love. Power based on love is a thousand times more effective and permanent then the one derived from fear of punishment." - Gandhi
to those who cant find it my next button is on the right side of the column